Friday, May 11, 2007
#46: FUN WIT POLITICS
Oh yeah, politics season. Not on the voting age yet. It's been a busy week for my mom who's an advocate of one of the candidates for mayor. And after all the effort, they lost. Too bad. And I was rooting for Pichay too, in an avid and rabid manner. I was like, "You're almost there man! GO FOR IT!" And yes, he followed my advice and gone for...fifteenth place. How about my dreams then, Pichay? How about MY DREAMS?!!!! I almost feel bad about his advertising expenditures. Well that's politics. Anyway, here's some hilarious political jokes I've found all over the net:
Kung nag-Gay language lang sana sina GMA and Garci, eh di sana walang gulo ngayon...
GMA: Hallooo Gracia!
Garci: Yes mother! Nachukchak ko na po yung mga chuva ek-ek!
GMA: Bonggacious! Eh yung mga tienes-tienes, carry na ba?
Garci: Winnie santos mama! Wiz na worry! Eclavou na ever!
GMA: Ang tarush! Babush!
Erap: Pre, ang bilis ko natapos buuin yung puzzle!
Juan: Talaga pare? Gaano kabilis?
Erap: 5 months!
Juan: Ang tagal naman!
Erap Tanga! Anong matagal?! Nakalagay nga dito "For 3 years and up!"
Erap: Lintik na ibon yon...Iniputan ako!
Guard: Sir, sandali lang po kukuha ako ng toilet paper...
Erap: Wag na! Paano mo pa mapupunasan yung pwet non eh nakalipad na! Tanga ka talaga!
FVR: Erap, may gift ako sayo from India.... 10 feet na snake...
Erap: Ows! Niloloko mo ba ako!? Di ako ganon katanga...wala namang feet ang snake noh! Gagong toh!
Erap calling emergency hotline:Please send help asap! My daughter is giving birth and turning blue.....
Operator: Calm down sir! Is this her first baby?
Erap: Gago! This is her father!
Erap: Tamad! Di ba sabi ko sayo diligan mo ang mga halaman!
Hardinero: Sir, umuulan naman po kasi eh!
Erap: Magpapalusot ka pa! Tanga!.....Eh di magkapote ka!
Erap: Doc, I accidentally swalloed a chicken bone!
Doctor: Is it choking?
Erap: No doc. It's Max's!
Doctor: I didn't mean chowking. I said, are you choking?
Erap: No doc, I'm serious!
GMA: I'm planning to stop poverty and mass starvation.
Erap: Alam mo Gloria..yung poverty madaling pigilin... pero ang Masturbation...Aba eh magisip-isip ka muna...human rights violation yan! (eeew!)
Erap: Lintik na shampoo to ayaw bumula
Maid: Sir eh hindi pa po basa buhok niyo
Erap : eh for Dry Hair nga eh.
Naliligo si Erap ng biglang lumindol... Taranta siyang lumabas na hubo't hubad......
Guard: Sir, may nakalimutan po ata kayong suotin....
Erap: Ay shet! ang Wristband ko!.. Oh No!
it got me home
7:25 PM
