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Monday, August 27, 2007


#53: MY COUNTRY'S NO PARADISE,

MR. JACOBSON


It's not preposterous to say that we found

Paradise in your country.

-a tourist

Don't Mr. Jacobson,

Don't say you've found

Paradise in my country,

Because behind the scent of women

That put leis' round your neck,

The stinking smell of estuaries

Suffocate the people of Tondo;

Because behind the carpets and the chandeliers

That brought you to your comfortable room

There is merciless demolition

That haunt the people of Paranaque;

Because behind the banquets

That made you full,

Famine attacks Lupao;

Because behind the rondollas

That have brought you to the heavens

War kills the People of Sipalay ;

Because behind all the magazines

That have show you beautiful destinations,

The lash of the lack of books

Imprison the school children;

Because behind the choir of boys and girls

That has made you clap your heart out,

There is evil in foreign customers

That scar the children of Ermita ;

Because behind the expensive tablets

That made your fever go away,

There is epidemic of the common illness

That kills the children of my country;

Because behind the white beach

That made you tan,

There is the burden of the military bases

That deprive my country of freedom.

So don't Mr. Jacobson,

Don't call my country paradise

Until the root of injustice is gone.



Happy Nat'l Heroes Day.

it got me home
6:49 AM


Saturday, August 4, 2007



#52: MY FRESHIE LIFE IN CATEGS

Can we all give a collective sigh of relief for my long-delayed post! *sigh!* There you go. Oh, how I incur self-delight in hearing keyboard keys go clickety-clack. Such a long time since my fingers last touched these things.

So, what's up with my lives? Yeah, lives. What with the collegiate lifestyle I *almost* couldn't keep track of, I wouldn't be surprised if another Allan waved at me along the sidewalk as I pass by. I wish I can clone myself. Whew. Well I've been more than busy these past few months, with schoolwork, collegework, orgwork(more on that later), and loads of other thimangajiggurs in between. it's just my luck that i've sort of put them to rest for a while. Enough time, in fact, to create this post of mine. Yay.


School life

The University of the Philippines, as I have said on my last post, is a culture shock-and-a-half. Already I have had my first test; the result of which I cannot reveal for... some... reasons. Oh, horrible. Well, there's always dropping. NatSci 1, you poop! Haha.

Then there's the classmates. They say UP's a miniature version of the real world. Therefore, aside from the other social categs, the real world's got a huge collection of bitches! Oh, fun. There's always one in every class, you see. And whenever I brush elbows with these kinds of chicks I keep wishing that freedom in UP extends to ripping one's saloned hair to the scalp. But then again there are those people who strike you as friendly the first time you talk. My phonebook's full of them now.

And of course, there's the various projects, readings and essays to consider (no computations- no Math!). With all of these things blended into one big cauldron that is UP, it seems that I can never get used to college life. But with a personality as cool and a physique as hot as mine, we can say that it's only a matter of time. >:-)


Dormitory Life

Dormitory life is chillin'. I thought it'd be hard for me to be away from my family; apparently it's not. The first few weeks were a-ok. I met my roommate and went off fine. My floormates were cool. I have a group there with my other fellas. Room hopping's the norm. I get along with everyone else.

But lately things have gotten a tad murky. Because of my org life, my dorm life was forsaken. I hardly sleep on my room nowadays. I call it not as my room, but "a helluvalarge locker". I haven't attended dormitory meetings for a while, and I was left out of bonding sessions. I think I already have a violation or two, they even talked about me on one of their meetings.

^_^: Hey Kuya!

'_' : Allan, halika dito.

^_^: *drumroll* ...

'_' : I love your shirt.

^_^: Er... thanks?

'_' : Seryoso na. I want to talk about your recent excursionszzzzz....

^_^: ... well?

'_' : *drama* Hindi ka na namin nakakasama dito sa first floor... lagi ka na lang umaalisszzz...

^_^: ... well?

'_' : If these symptoms persist, consult your doctor. Este, if this attitude persists, i'm afraid i'm gonna have to EXPULSE you from the dorm

^_^: *titter titter*

'_' : What's funny? Is EXPULSING you funny?

^_^: *titter* Er, no sir. Ah, is this forreal?

'_' : Forreal.

^_^: Aw, shucks!

Sa mga di naka-gets ng joke, hala!

So there. Well I expect there wouldn't be that much problem in the future, since I've only been AWOL because of my org application, which ended last week.

And I'm going to buy myself a fish for my desk. Yay!

Org Life

... takes up the largest chunk of my life right now. Three weeks of psychological war and physical ordeal is well worth it, the moment I was anointed as a member. So much has happened in that span of time. It's not merely the prestige, or the glamour, or even the perks: two months into my college life, and already I have developed myself, and got myself a family to boot. I've found true love, and it's in the form of Broadcasting Association.

I really can't get into the nitty-gritty details (ah, the agony!), that's for the next batch of applicants to discover. But I tell you, you're missing half of your life without getting involved in this org. I myself had self-doubts during the application. But now, so far, not a drop of it remains. I know where I belong; I belong here in Broad Ass.

[I'm going to create a post for this topic alone. I'm so full of it. Arg!]


it got me home
7:21 PM


THE (NOT SO) LITTLE PRINCE

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RONALD ALLAN PRADO HABON

Binigyan ng spank of life ng doctor matapos ipanganak ng nanay. Nanunuod ng Big Brother. Nag-aaral kung saan nakatayo ang mamang me fresh confidence. Kumakaen ng glutathione. Possessed a sexy body. Syempre past tense kasi sexier na ngayon. Sexier than nude. Timang sino niloko mo. Nagpapanggap pilosopo na hindi. Will strip for a price. Depends. Me aso at isda. At piglet, as an afterthought sa kanyang nakababatang kapatid. Ayaw ng tinola dahil kinatay ang alagang chicken nung bata. Pogi daw sabi nung mga neurons sa brain niya. Hey hey you you I know that you like me. No it’s not a secret. Girls, please, isa-isa lang.

(Dengue-denguehan. Nyah, saka ko na lang aayusin to. Nahihilo ako.)

Nigga, pleez.
:D

ROSES & THORNS

Me
Narcissism
The best deals!
Arts and crafts
Money
Winning
English
Singing
A good challenge!
Writing
Movies
Good time
Broad. Ass.
Journarism
Kids
Screenplay writing
Summer
Sleep! (who doesn’t?) 


Superficial
Math T_T
Pressure
A empty wallet
Dora the Explorer

BEFRIENDING THE FOX


VISIT OTHER PLANETS

Bea M.
Bea P.
Bernard
Bobbie
Carlos Miguel
Celiz
Christian
Elsperm
Florizza
Gidget
Iric
Ituloy Angsulong
Japboy
Joliza
Jonell
Jonell
Joselle
Kuya Fiel
Kuya Gerald
Kuya Joe
Kuya Shark
Kwekky
Leslie
Leya
Louis
Louise
Minnelle
Nica
Nika
Pax
Spsexyc
Thea
Thea, KJ, Jay-V
Trixia
Tsina
Vanir
Yayi

FRAGMENTS OF IMAGINATION

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January 2007
February 2007
March 2007
April 2007
May 2007
June 2007
August 2007
October 2007
May 2008
June 2008
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008

THANKS

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